long time no post

Hola amigos!

Finalmente, yo escribo!
for some reason i have not been able to log on lately so i haven't been able to write :(

Just a quick newsflash while I have two seconds (and that's really about all i have)
In the last couple of weeks I have:

crashed my car and had to get Lucas to fix it (tore off my bumper, he put it back on with tiny little computer modding tools - fine nosed pliers and so forth)

i have sunk to the level of eating canned soup for dinner.
and sometimes lunch...
and actually i eat it for breakfast frequently as well.

which means when i run out of that, it will be porridge thrice daily....

in other flaming good news, I am getting chiropractic - i know - que extrano (how strange) but apart from the frequent migranes, i have had an amazing amount of energy and clear-headedness lately. and i've been sleeping solidly as well. i think though, it may be in part due to the coQ10 which i'm ripping off coles who've wrongly registered an expensive supplement for $2 per shot. which gives you an insane amount of energy apparently...

there was something else i was going to say but Scott has come home and as usual i have lost my train of thought lisenting to his newsflashes...
today though there was a hell of a newsflash, in that scott is going for an interview for a new job tomorrow. This morning he had a solid, stable job. This afternoon he could be moving to a totally new job...
anyway
i better get to cleaning this s dash dash dash hole up as Lucas is coming over soon. also, it will be funny this weekend because he is coming in as a patient for the first time since we've started dating, and we have to act like nothing has happened. hmmm. furhtermore, until i rescheduled it, my mum and lucas were coming in to the practice at roughly the same time.
CLOSE CALL
i think a chiropractor's - especially where I work and when i'm working - is not my ideal time/location for a meeting of the mother figure - boyfriend figure (ooh I called him my boyfriend - too early? at the risk of jinxing myself, i will leave that there)

shiver me timbers I will have to go in a second
but before I do, 7 random things (because i have left it a while)

1. I have stripped almost completely bare in toowong village carpark
2. I was once the proud owner of a lesbian's donated bra which I wore frequently and with pride
3. I was nearly sponsored by a female guitar company
4. my first boyfriend liked to wear my private girls' school uniform
5. My op score was a 2
6. I ate raw scallops when I was out on the boat
7. I once mailed my freshly worn underwear.

oh i have so many more now

like my father once tried to get me to pretend i was his girlfriend and i got so mad i started yelling and screaming in an extremely exclusive restaurant

or that I have once had to wash rotting shark guts out of clothing, and it is by far the very worst smell I have ever smelt

or that I have once had a green snake in the house alone with me and the cat which resulted in a channel nine prime time article, several adds and a weekiend channel nine special. i even had my very own stalker, known only as 'Chad'

or that I have been an accomplice in adultery in the snowfields before and it was easily one of hte most forbidden and sexy things ever

or that I once dragged a random i had met all of once home with me on the gc-brisbane train and we made love for hours at my place. and then the boy wouldn't stop calling me. Men!

Actually I'm thinking my debauched libertine history might be safer in my hands only.

I am a sweet little girl, squeaky clean and conservative as a judge.....

Hugs and Kisses
H-bomb